Baby It’s COVID Outside

I really can’t stay (Baby it’s COVID outside)
I gotta go away (But, Baby it’s COVID outside)
You’ve really be swell (Been hoarding lots of Purell)
Just need some space (Please shelter with me in my place)
My grandma will think I’m reckless (Avoid her if you’re infectious)

My grandpa will be pacing the floor (He should really stay indoors)
So really I’ll see you later (Got my own ventilator)
Boy you’ve really got some nerve (Just trying to flatten the curve)

My neighbors are grand (But if they should sneeze out there)
I’ll just wash my hands (You’ll catch a disease out there)
They’ll make a vaccine (In over a year, you mean)
To stop the spread (If you’re not careful you’ll be dead)
I ought to show some resistance (I’m helping you to social distance)
At least I’m gonna say that I tried (Got lots of toilet paper and Tide)
I really can’t stay (I’m being out-voted)
Baby it’s COVID outside!

Listen on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mp2drSRnK_k