‘PEACHMENTS

As sung about the President of the United States of America

Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause me a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause me a lot of ‘peachments

‘Peachments are so unfair!
Can’t Pelosi see I care
About rampant voter fraud?
If they had their little way,
They’d impeach me every day
Don’t they understand I’m God?

Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause me a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause a lot of ‘peachments
Be-trayin’ the country,
Gonna cause me a lot of ‘peachments

Played a little golf while the country burned
Took a nap before I returned
And dreamed about you, Putin
Giuliani strokes my pride
I’ll just stay inside and hide
Insurrection is my last-ditch plan, but I’ll lie

Millions of ‘peachments, ‘peachments for me
Millions of ‘peachments, ‘peachments for free
Millions of ‘peachments, ‘peachments for me
Millions of ‘peachments, ‘peachments for free

I’m out!