You’re A Sus One, Mr. Cringe

By Bryce Read

(A new Christmas diddy for Gen Z)

You’re a sus one, Mr. Cringe
Your vibe check is not based
Your behavior’s out of pocket, and your drip is toxic waste, Mr. Cringe
I would high-key yeet you into…somebody else’s safe space!

You are basic, Mr. Cringe
I truly cannot stan
Your rizz is really ratchet, and it’s giving me “trash can,” Mr. Cringe
If I had to give you a “glow-up”, I’d dress you as a… white, cis, straight man!

You’re not bussin, Mr. Cringe
I’m telling you, no cap
You’re a high-key, cheugy boomer, and your memes are mostly crap, Mr. Cringe
If I asked you about your music taste you’d probably start talking about Weezer and Green Day…because you think classic rock slaps!